Fact and Query
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trista_zevkiaTitle: Fact and Query
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek
Characters/Pairing: Jim/McCoy, Jim/Spock
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: disappointingly, none:(
Summary: Jim hits on a Lesbian
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: A lively discussion yesterday included someone wishing to see Jim hit on a lesbian and still keep talking to her. Can't find said wish, but I liked it and jotted this down. Hope it's ok!
Fact 1. The most boring thing in the universe was the cocktail party at a science convention. Fact 2. The most exhausting thing in the universe was a diplomatic mixer before the conference started. Query. When the final day of the science convention was mixed with the first day of any diplomatic event, what was the result? Answer. A Jim Kirk so bored and tired he stood around and tried to make any kind of sense he could of what kind of fucking moron thought combining the two most dreadful events in the known universe would make a real party!
Jim Kirk had been to livelier funerals, and left instructions with Bones that his funeral involve kegs of beer and the need for birth control booster shots. Bones had rolled his eyes and walked away when Jim told him that, so now Jim was alone and what? Fucking bored with being bored!
Looking for a way out of his boring predicament, Jim spotted a fantastic ass in a skin tight green dress. Hard to tell from the back, since it was covered with cloth, but he thought her fingers were blue. Andorian, then. Figuring a good slap to the face would be better than another minute fantasizing about being asleep, or dead, Jim moved closer to Fantastic Ass. When the people she was talking to left, Jim introduced himself.
“Hello beautiful! I’m Jim, Captain Jim Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.”
“I know who you are. Are you leaving with the scientist or bringing delegates?”
“Most of my science department attend the conference, several had papers to present. But we’re staying to help with the security of the diplomats as well.” Jim switched to his ‘come hither’ look before he finished asking speaking. “You want to spend some time getting to know me?”
The Andorian twisted her antenna at him as she considered his words. “Are you propositioning me?”
“Yes.” The abrupt question startled Jim, but he could work with it. “Your beauty stands out in this crowd.”
“Most kind, but I am a woman lover.”
“A lesbian?”
“What is that?”
“Just what we call women who love women on Earth.”
“Then I suppose I am.” Something almost like a shrug twitched across her neck. “Do you still wish to talk with me?”
“Well, yes actually. Now that sex is out of the question, talking will be fine.”
“Your reputation does not speak of this side of you.”
“I like sex, I really do. But I have other interests too!”
“Such as?”
“Philosophy?" Jim latched onto the first thing that popped into his head and tried to make it relevant. "Andorians have a reputation as warriors, like the Klingons, but Andorians seem to be less quarrelsome than Klingons. I’ve often wondered about the philosophical differences but Federation database don’t have much information.”
“Klingons believe the fight is life, from what I’ve read of them. It might take me a while to explain, but I would enjoy discussing the differences with you.”
Jim grinned. “Excellent! Let’s refresh our drinks and find a quiet place to talk.”
A formal nod, and she took him up on his offer. “Jim Kirk, my name is Laskf.”
“Sorry.” Jim replied, forgetting he’d not even asked her name before hitting on her. Seduction was his standard reaction to hot women, and some country doctors, and a certain Vulcan if he was honest with himself. But he really did have other interests. “For Andorians, fighting is just one part of life?”
“Indeed.” Laskf said, before starting a debate that would last all night.
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek
Characters/Pairing: Jim/McCoy, Jim/Spock
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: disappointingly, none:(
Summary: Jim hits on a Lesbian
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: A lively discussion yesterday included someone wishing to see Jim hit on a lesbian and still keep talking to her. Can't find said wish, but I liked it and jotted this down. Hope it's ok!
Fact 1. The most boring thing in the universe was the cocktail party at a science convention. Fact 2. The most exhausting thing in the universe was a diplomatic mixer before the conference started. Query. When the final day of the science convention was mixed with the first day of any diplomatic event, what was the result? Answer. A Jim Kirk so bored and tired he stood around and tried to make any kind of sense he could of what kind of fucking moron thought combining the two most dreadful events in the known universe would make a real party!
Jim Kirk had been to livelier funerals, and left instructions with Bones that his funeral involve kegs of beer and the need for birth control booster shots. Bones had rolled his eyes and walked away when Jim told him that, so now Jim was alone and what? Fucking bored with being bored!
Looking for a way out of his boring predicament, Jim spotted a fantastic ass in a skin tight green dress. Hard to tell from the back, since it was covered with cloth, but he thought her fingers were blue. Andorian, then. Figuring a good slap to the face would be better than another minute fantasizing about being asleep, or dead, Jim moved closer to Fantastic Ass. When the people she was talking to left, Jim introduced himself.
“Hello beautiful! I’m Jim, Captain Jim Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.”
“I know who you are. Are you leaving with the scientist or bringing delegates?”
“Most of my science department attend the conference, several had papers to present. But we’re staying to help with the security of the diplomats as well.” Jim switched to his ‘come hither’ look before he finished asking speaking. “You want to spend some time getting to know me?”
The Andorian twisted her antenna at him as she considered his words. “Are you propositioning me?”
“Yes.” The abrupt question startled Jim, but he could work with it. “Your beauty stands out in this crowd.”
“Most kind, but I am a woman lover.”
“A lesbian?”
“What is that?”
“Just what we call women who love women on Earth.”
“Then I suppose I am.” Something almost like a shrug twitched across her neck. “Do you still wish to talk with me?”
“Well, yes actually. Now that sex is out of the question, talking will be fine.”
“Your reputation does not speak of this side of you.”
“I like sex, I really do. But I have other interests too!”
“Such as?”
“Philosophy?" Jim latched onto the first thing that popped into his head and tried to make it relevant. "Andorians have a reputation as warriors, like the Klingons, but Andorians seem to be less quarrelsome than Klingons. I’ve often wondered about the philosophical differences but Federation database don’t have much information.”
“Klingons believe the fight is life, from what I’ve read of them. It might take me a while to explain, but I would enjoy discussing the differences with you.”
Jim grinned. “Excellent! Let’s refresh our drinks and find a quiet place to talk.”
A formal nod, and she took him up on his offer. “Jim Kirk, my name is Laskf.”
“Sorry.” Jim replied, forgetting he’d not even asked her name before hitting on her. Seduction was his standard reaction to hot women, and some country doctors, and a certain Vulcan if he was honest with himself. But he really did have other interests. “For Andorians, fighting is just one part of life?”
“Indeed.” Laskf said, before starting a debate that would last all night.
