Title: Platonic, part 6: An Ode Less Traveled
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 6/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: zeejaybay suggested pretend sex to get rid of watching eyes. Alfred kills Clark, Batman electrifies produce, and there is a proposal.
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: My apologies to Stephen Fry, for the stealing of the title of his most excellent book on poetry, An Ode Less Traveled. But it's hysterical, isn't it? It is possible to electrify pickles, and die from it, so don't try this at home. Batman is a professional cranky geezer. I got most of the poem from a Craig list ad re-posted on an LJ comm for it's comedic value.
Politics
( An Ode split in the woods )
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 6/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: zeejaybay suggested pretend sex to get rid of watching eyes. Alfred kills Clark, Batman electrifies produce, and there is a proposal.
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: My apologies to Stephen Fry, for the stealing of the title of his most excellent book on poetry, An Ode Less Traveled. But it's hysterical, isn't it? It is possible to electrify pickles, and die from it, so don't try this at home. Batman is a professional cranky geezer. I got most of the poem from a Craig list ad re-posted on an LJ comm for it's comedic value.
Politics
( An Ode split in the woods )