I am but Mad north-North-west.

Title: Platonic: Stays in in Space!Vegas!
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 7.5/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: An orgy has some fall out. Who would've thought?
Disclaimer: All monies made will be sent to Wayne Enterprise approved Charities
Author's Notes: Thanks for letting me know this needed a bit of something=)

( Stays there, hopefully )

Title: Platonic, part 6: An Ode Less Traveled
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 6/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: zeejaybay suggested pretend sex to get rid of watching eyes. Alfred kills Clark, Batman electrifies produce, and there is a proposal.
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: My apologies to Stephen Fry, for the stealing of the title of his most excellent book on poetry, An Ode Less Traveled. But it's hysterical, isn't it? It is possible to electrify pickles, and die from it, so don't try this at home. Batman is a professional cranky geezer. I got most of the poem from a Craig list ad re-posted on an LJ comm for it's comedic value.

Politics

( An Ode split in the woods )

Title: Platonic part 4, The Mating Habits of Villains
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 4/?
Fandom: Batman/Superman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: He's ready for Joker gas.
Disclaimer: All monies made will be sent to Wayne Enterprise approved Charities
Author's Notes: Quiltdiva says she likes Harley Quinn and a bit of jealousy. This is not what she had in mind.

Another Think Coming

( The Mating Habits of Villains )

Title: Use Social Media Only as Directed
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 2/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH Dirty talk
Summary: It's Monday: Aliens try to take over the Earth
Disclaimer: All monies made will be sent to Wayne Enterprise approved Charities
Author's Notes: A series of unrelated ways to get Bruce and Clark to sex it up without being romantically involved, though I'm sure they'll get there in the end;)

Playing Doctor

( It's Monday: Aliens try to take over the Earth )