I am but Mad north-North-west.

Title: Platonic: What Happens in Space!Vegas
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 7/?
Fandom: Batman/Superman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH Threesome, maybe dub-con
Summary: Fighting human terrorists didn't use so much cum.
Disclaimer: All monies made will be sent to Wayne Enterprise approved Charities
Author's Notes: I think Monday night might be too early in the week for this much porn.

( Stays in Space!Vegas )

Title: Mistletoe and Doves
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 1/1
Fandom: Hogan's Heroes
Characters/Pairing: Hogan/Newkirk
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: A sprig of Mistletoe goes a long way.
Disclaimer: All monies made will be used to buy Shultz brand toys. He has a family to feed, and you should see how they can eat!

( Mistletoe )

Fic title:The Joker Speaks, part 4/4
Author name: Trista_zevkia
Artist name:Suavebastard
Beta: Ecto-Gammat, any remaining mistakes are all mine, since I can't leave well enough alone.
Genre: slash, da sex, and Art! Art so good you'll want to go here to tell the genius how good it is!
Pairing and/or characters: Bruce/Clark
Rating: PG-17
Word count:about 13,500
Warnings: Talk of a gangbang, attempted sexual assault, Slash sex
Summary: Joker decides to fix Batman's bad day. It irritates Superman something awful.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3

( Revealing the Revelation )

Fic title:The Joker Speaks, part 2
Author name: Trista_zevkia
Artist name:Suavebastard
Beta: Ecto-Gammat
Genre: slash, and art!
Pairing and/or characters: Bruce/Clark
Rating: PG-17
Word count:about 13,500
Warnings: Talk of a gangbang, attempted sexual assault, Slash sex
Summary: Joker decides to fix Batman's bad day. It's irritates Superman something awful.

Chapter 1

( Meet Bruce )

Title: Platonic, part 6: An Ode Less Traveled
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 6/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: zeejaybay suggested pretend sex to get rid of watching eyes. Alfred kills Clark, Batman electrifies produce, and there is a proposal.
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: My apologies to Stephen Fry, for the stealing of the title of his most excellent book on poetry, An Ode Less Traveled. But it's hysterical, isn't it? It is possible to electrify pickles, and die from it, so don't try this at home. Batman is a professional cranky geezer. I got most of the poem from a Craig list ad re-posted on an LJ comm for it's comedic value.

Politics

( An Ode split in the woods )

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David Bowie. If you don't like him, it's because you've never heard him.

Title: Platonic, part 5: The Art of the Possible
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 5/?
Fandom: Superman/Batman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH Rimming
Summary: Surprise Buttsex! Moral: Don't walk around in your underwear around Batman.
Disclaimer: All this happened, more or less
Author's Notes: Hopefully zeejaybay won't mind their name taken in vain, as this is mostly their prompt;)

The Before

( The Now )

Title: Platonic part 4, The Mating Habits of Villains
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 4/?
Fandom: Batman/Superman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: He's ready for Joker gas.
Disclaimer: All monies made will be sent to Wayne Enterprise approved Charities
Author's Notes: Quiltdiva says she likes Harley Quinn and a bit of jealousy. This is not what she had in mind.

Another Think Coming

( The Mating Habits of Villains )

Title: Another Think Coming
Author: Trista_zevkia
Chapter: 3/?
Fandom: Batman/Superman
Characters/Pairing: Clark/Bruce
Rating: PG-17
Warnings: SLASH
Summary: Hot sex or a night with her? Grab the lube!
Disclaimer: All monies made will be sent to Wayne Enterprise approved Charities
Author's Notes: Zeejaybay tossed me a prompt. 'Bruce has noticed that an annoying socialite has taken it upon themselves to cling to him at every event. He knows they aren't gay friendly and won't go away and decides to take a friend to purposely be caught in the act with him. -for justice' Hope this works for you;)

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